Monday, October 18, 2010

20 weeks 3 days - Rant

I did take a 20 week pics (a few days late - oops!) but I don't have time to edit it and post it at the moment. Instead, I need to vent for a minute.

WTF are maternity clothing designers thinking?!!!

I cannot, for the life of me, find maternity pants that #1 fit and #2 don't fall don't over my ass and #3 don't pull my underwear down in the process. 

Since my maternity pants from my previous pregnancy don't fit me that well (wish I could say they were too BIG, but we all know that's not the case) I've had to go buy new ones. I've bought 3 pairs of pants. One pair are "secret fit belly" jeans. Another are "under belly" that are super low rise, but will sit nicely below the belly, if only they'd stay up over my butt. The last is a pair of black "under belly" cords. And I haven't had luck with any of them! Seriously! Oh, and let me say that having my underwear riding half ways down over the crack of my ass is on my list of "least favorite things in the world"....right next to pap smears. 

I'm about ready to # 1 go commado or wear a thong and #2 wear maternity overalls.

Oh, and please don't leave a comment suggesting I give leggings a try. Little Miss Know-It-All at Motherhood Maternity tried to suggest just that when I visited the place over the weekend. These legs and leggings do not an attractive picture make TYVM.

ARGH!!!

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